I Hate Seattle

Truly Disgusting


I'm new to this site, but I've been an avid follower of it. I've read many intellectual posts that have enlightened me on the social disease that is Seattle. I'm glad they fixed this site and finally allowed me to create an account. I may now contribute to these intellectual discussions. And so it begins.

A little bio about myself. I was originally born in Sacramento, CA, but moved up here when I was 7 (or 8 I've been told). I'm a senior at UW majoring in communications and soon to graduate. I'm 23 years old. Hopefully by the time I graduate, I can get the hell out of here.

Words can't even describe how truly disgusting the people are in this city. I know it's been mentioned many times before, but it must be repeated again. Their personalities are pure shit. The most downright passive aggressive fucktards I've ever had the misfortune of socializing with. There is no such thing as a truly genuine person here. You will gain no valuable knowledge nor strike up an intellectual debate. No sir, you will not. Instead you'll get the arrogant/dumbass who pretends he or she knows something about a specific topic, or wastes your time with superficial bullshit. The most invigorating conversation you'll have here is either about the Seahawks, or how hypocritically liberal Seattle is. I say "hypocritically", because Seattle isn't a true liberal-progressive city, far from it. A real democrat would call out the city's politicians and slap the shit out of the people for being so blind to their lies. It's as neo-conservative as the Republican Party, just in a very liberal way (a fellow member here said something similar). Their pride for this city is fucking putrid. I can't stand the way they take pride in their ignorance and thinking they're better than everyone. It's like an entire flock of salesmen lurking at every corner waiting to shove their product down your throat. Their definition of intimate connection is solely through like-mindedness. If you're outspoken, have different opinions, or overall a confident/outgoing individual, you aren't welcome here. You will immediately experience alienation from the locals around here. Ostracizing is what they do best. It doesn't matter how polite or respectful you were to them or their beliefs. You say one thing that goes against their ideology or core beliefs, then you're forever herald as a social outcast. I've personally been the victim of this behavioral disease throughout my entire years of education and beyond. Crowd or "sheep" mentality is to the extreme here, everyone must conform (especially transplants), or you're a freak! It's no fucking wonder the suicide rate here is through the roof. It's not the weather. It's the fucking people! Who can blame those lost souls? They felt that it was their only escape from this shit hole. Why put up with being alone for the rest of your life? Why live day-by-day knowing that you will never socialize or be intimately involved with another person? For the record, I'm not condoning suicide, but I'm sympathetic to their situation. In the end, this city and it's infected inhabitants need to take a good look at themselves and really examine the error of their ways. In order to improve the Seattle experience for both locals and transplants, the city needs to change from within. And when I speak of change, I don't mean banning plastic bags from your local convenience store in order to be more "green" (sounds pretty inconvenient now doesn't it? Better yet, moronic). No, I mean the entire social system of Seattle needs a complete reset. This is where the "Seattle Reset" could be used for the greater good. If we could "reset" the way people socialize with each other here, then I think it would be a decent city, one that I could tolerate living in. It needs to adopt an East-Coast/Southern socializing system in order to be deemed normal and manageable fro everyone. Until then, this place is not for the genuine individual, nor for the intellectual, in fact it's unwelcome here. People like me have so much more potential in life, and it's being held back due to the social plague that has gone untreated since Seattle was established.

Posted by Ozzman91 almost 2 years ago in People - Permalink

Too many single guys, and not enough care for environment


Seattle has some wealth, but it is probably the most poor in spirit in the entire USA. Why? Corporations such as Microsoft and Amazon hire too many ♂, and they hire en masse. Seattle is estimated to be at 134 single ♂/100 single ♀, and Bellevue at 144 single ♂/100 single ♀ (based on 2010 US Census Data). It comes down to this: some people are prioritizing profit over ♂:♀ ratios and SUSTAINABILITY. It's unacceptably bad and I hope some examples are made over the matter. Maybe some pagan god or goddess will elicit some severe revenge. I have little room for remorse on the decision makers that allowed this.

I'm not sure if I'll create a green guild, but if I did I would consider working on deconstruction (opposite of a construction company) and have a goal of deconstructing a building or two in Seattle that houses wealthy people at some point within 200 years.

Finally, some workers at tech companies here (and SF 3 weeks ago) have been talking so arrogantly, BUT there is 0% chance that these people will be very special in their lives (no war, other big risks young). Fuck off, it's not going to be easy caring much for some of y'all.

Posted by greensea almost 2 years ago in - Permalink

Nothing but white trash meth in Seattle


Sadly, I've been inside some Seattle homes that look just like this but the occupants were NOT on any drugs. So part of me feels skeptical that Seattle people are just natively filthy to begin with.


Posted by SeattleTrash about 2 years ago in Why live in Seattle? Meth crime abuse - Permalink

Walk down the street and get a free beer bottle upside the head from schizo bums


Looks like nothing has changed about Seattle since I left. Cops are too busy arresting bystanders for filming and obstruction, covering up corruption, and criminals reign the streets.

So, after seeing Zapoi! at Annex Theatre — which I highly recommend — I was walking down 11th headed to Pine and passed a guy walking the other way, who started saying incoherent but hostile things to me. I said, "I don't understand what you said, sorry. Take care." and kept walking. At Pine, in front of the Rhino Room, I started checking the bus app to see what was coming; then I realized the guy had followed me and was standing to my left, pointing his finger in my face and calling me "faggot" along with more incoherent speech. He seemed to think I had violent or sexual intentions towards him. I faced him and made eye contact — which may have been a mistake, but at this point I seem to be playing a prominent role in his inner life, so I suspect it wouldn't have mattered what I did. When I started to step back and turn away, he smacked me across the left side of my face with a beer bottle. I can't remember if I fell down — I kept my cell phone in my hand the whole time, so I don't think I did, but I really can't remember. There were lots of people around, someone called 911 and the police came, but the guy was gone. My teeth got jolted, there were messy but minor cuts with some dramatic blood spatters, but I'm lucky (well, lucky for a guy who got hit in the face with a beer bottle) there was nothing worse. EMTs determined I didn't need stitches, gave me some wet naps. The cops gave me a ride home.
So. That happened. I'm okay, I just have a big bruise across my left jaw. My teeth all seem to be in the right place.
There are a lot of troubled people out there; be careful.


Posted by SeattleTrash about 2 years ago in street crime pedestrian violence Pine - Permalink

Flawless move! Checkmate!


Ahh fuck yes! Relief and calming has been achieved. To all the folks still stuck, plan a "move by" date. Keep to that goal and save as much of your income for moving.

A post a few years ago on here inspired me to get the ball rolling. Start by taking small items and gradually increase momentum. Forgot who posted those wise words, but it starts with purging unneeded belongings and slowly moving possessions into a box. (take these items to goodwill, a $10 wage hipster needs your donations since they spent it on WMTT. (weed, meth, tar, and transit).

I found moving to be more of a psychological curse rather than a physical block. Soon, one box becomes two, then four, and so on. Not long, empowerment kicks in and you'll find yourself in the planning stages for logistics.

To all the trolls on here defending Seattle. Eat shit. You bush pig nasty hygiene knuckle dragging morons are stuck in a shit filled pig pen and will defend said pig pen till the day of slaughter. You people are disgusting turds. The region is full of low brow mediocre inbred trash raised in the foothills ingrained with that smug aloofness of your pasty ass Nordic heritage.

Seattleites claim to be book smart but are lazy, manipulative, aggressive, and superficial stool samples. It takes you guys decades to achieve civic goals that other states can do better, faster, and 100x more efficiently in 2/3rds less time. You guys have no philanthropic or civic achievements, so you channel all that energy into 12th MAN, acting like you guys actually had some sort of physical influence on winning a single championship that other teams have done many times over.

Puget Sound is nothing but an overflow toilet for the Pacific. Quit acting like that river rock is some sort of utopia in the same class as Maui or FL. This whole area reaks of incompetence and mediocre melancholy bullshit attitude.

Selectively, the scenery is nice for only a small window of the year. However, it's mostly obtainable OUTSIDE of Seattle civic region. Mt. Rainier is 65 miles from downtown Seattle, yet you guys try and claim it as some sort of Seattle landmark. Your downtown buildings are ugly and drab, your retail and entertainment sector is centered around blue collar fish stock. Whoopee!

Puget is full of low-achievers with a overly smug sense of pride. (How many times do we have to hear news anchors ask self-reassuring questions on TV about how great Seattle X is compared to X city). If it was truly fantastic, why are you inflecting insecurity about these worries on regional TV? It's all just a bunch of worthless human trash overpowering any positives the state could offer.

Heard areas flooded out after I left. I guess powers that be felt that someone should finally wash up the trashy homes. Heard they also found the trailer trash child rapist. Both seem fitting for what is typically found in the woodsy shanty towns that make up the region. LOL

With that said, good luck to those who want to expeditiously move! Meanwhile, a big inbred, grimy fingernail bed toke, mildewy wifebeater under flannel, under REI/Carhartt boot hipsters enslaved to their own road diet apodment cramped ecosystem. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck King county, for it will forever be t-r-a-s-h-y!!

Posted by SeattleTrash over 2 years ago in Successful move AWAY traffic noise, shitty transportation, fucked up people, poor weather - Permalink

Moron WA 10 under left lane drivers > go fuck yourselves!


I have road rage with WA drivers and today I felt justified. Obviously an officer did too. A pack of us were driving westbound on SR18 when this Pacific patrol car (outside his jurisdiction) was in front of me. BTW, WA drivers forget how to drive and slow 15 under if they see a white Crown Vic, but that's another chapter. I met up behind him in the left lane. He was following an SUV that was creepin at 54mph refusing to go 60 (speed limit), and at plenty of opportunty, keep right.

He finally reads my mind and turns on his lights, well in that teachable moment, she slows down further! So he turns on both sirens and lights and instead of getting in the right lane (because he might have received an emergency call), she just fucking stops in the left lane!

The entire pack just stops and almost wrecks into the back of me thanks to this stupid cunt! I hope she dies a fiery death.

She finally realized that stopping on the tiny left shoulder wasn't correct so she swerves to straddle both lanes and just stops there too. He passes her on the left shoulder and turns off his lights. I laid on the horn and passed her on the shoulder too, but not before she tried to swerve left again and almost make me rush to miss a guard rail.

WA drivers, go fuck yourselves! Learn what keep right except to pass means, even if you are doing 59 in a 60. By now you have seen this video which is exactly what this cunt was doing wrong.


Posted by SeattleTrash over 2 years ago in road rage WA drivers clueless morons - Permalink

Funny Farm was based off Seattle


You get sucked in. Scenery is cool, but the people are freaks or maintain inbred mannerisms which make it intolerable to live here. This 1988 movie sums it up quite well.


Posted by SeattleTrash almost 3 years ago in Seattle sucks - Permalink

King County deputy arrested on prostitution, drug charges


What kind of cletus state is this?!?!

WTF? How can a sheriff pass all these background checks and remain under coworker radar stealing right from underneath the gun range and running an escort business?? Don't they maintain any sort of inventory checks?!? This state is pure hillbilly. To top it off, the cop is a homicidal maniac.


Posted by SeattleTrash almost 3 years ago in corrupt law enforcement ethics homicidal freaks - Permalink

10 things I learned from Seattle NAtives


1) You don't actually have to be homeless to smell like a homeless person.

2) Why wear clothing when you can wear gear? running gear, walking gear, cycling gear. Tight Spandex or moderately clean yoga pants are perfectly acceptable proffesional work apparel.

3) Tattoos should be like beer promos on sports apparel: big, ugly and there only to make an otherwise good thing look cheap.

4) Age is irrelevant. I saw a grown woman working at a bakery wearing the exact same hoody as my neighbor's 4 year old. Cartoon character and all!

5) Servers in restaurants don't want you to tip them. They also don't want you to speak to them, and really would prefer that you not come into the restaurant at all. k thanx bye.

6) There is nothing funny about anything.

7) Knitting and Gardening are Real Hobbies. For 20 year olds.

8) Nothing wrong with being a rude asshole, as long as you are politically correct.

9) Sexual energy doesn't exist here. Obese, self-absorbed women or effiminate, whiny men. Take your pick. And for God's sakes don't smile or make eye contact!

10) Large corporations are inherintly evil. Except Apple.

Posted by Seattle_Sucks almost 3 years ago in wierd people - Permalink

COSplay freaks damage property


I gotta get the fuck outta here! Penske truck is rented couple months from now so at least have that to look forward too! Although it's Portland, I'm so tired of these jobless broke down burnout freaks permeating the bi-state area!

These fuckers need to move out of mommas basement and stop their COSplay bullshit!


Posted by SeattleTrash almost 3 years ago in COSplay freaks meth vandalism - Permalink

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