Seriously, take a shower already
I was thrilled about finally getting some decent weather until I went to the local QFC yesterday and got a whiff of some of the locals. Well, that killed my appetite. These people reeked so badly they didn't even need to be anyone around to make me literally gag from the stench, it was so vile it lingered for several minutes even after they had moved on to another aisle.
On the flip side, I was downtown recently having some food and drinks and briefly talked to some guy who said he was originally from here. One of the first things he said to me was, "why are you SO dressed up??" wtf? I was just wearing jeans with a blazer. And of course the way he said it was not the slightest bit complimentary. There was an obvious disapproving tone in is voice and an ugly sneer on his face as he spoke, as if to say "how DARE you be DIFFERENT from everyone else here!" Sorry pal, I guess I must have missed the memo requiring everyone to wear dirty camping gear in public at all times.
So stinking like you just slaughtered a cow is totally fine and normal here, but looking like a normal human being is offensive. This place truly is completely backwards.