you wish you were this cool
yesterday i was in capitol hill, trying to find a post office open on saturday. while walking on broadway i stopped just short of a head-on-collision with a MASSIVE pile of dog poop. "Holy christ!" i jumped to avoid it and stared in shock... from the edge of the sidewalk i chirped "Look out!" as throngs of hipsters continued on- right on through the dog sh**. i stood there confused for a few seconds, awkwardly warning people, waiting for someone to acknowledge that a) there was a 2 pound dog turd on the side walk and b) i was trying to stop them from walking through it. no one did. that is how cool capitol hill people are... they can walk through excrement without breaking stride- or making eye contact.