Six questions for Seattlelites who travel
So here's my questions for locals when they travel (they apparently travel a lot):
1. Do you get the reaction that people think you're nice but look at you strangely because they also think you're a dim bulb or nitwit?
2. Do people stare at your all-over body tattoos, nose ring and dayglo streaks in your gray hair (not terribly common in 55 year olds)?
3. Do people ask you where you are from, and then ask you if your house is on a dirt road?
4. Do people move away from you because when you're talking you are in fact YELLING and everyone can hear each word of what you are saying and are not so interested in learning the details of your UTERINE SCAR REMOVAL?
5. Do people ask you to go home or back to wherever your were SPAWNED when you relieve yourself from any orifice at will in public?
6. Do people look aghast as you French kiss your dainty dobermann?