mutual admiration society
Ever watch the local news on tv? Town of hillbillies, maybe inbred. Typical newstories: (1) local high school fart team is ranked #1 in the Pacific NW; (2) talking nasty to your neighbor's pitbull is a felony; (3) latest microsoft software is totally cool; (4) axe murderer in kent is described by neighbors as 'really nice, quiet'; (5) weather is not so bad...and it's IMPROVING for the weekend; (6) police officer tasers, then shoots, then runs over 96 year old woman who reached into her handbag for a kleenex ('she had a mean expression and i was afraid for my life'); (7) ain't life just wonderful inside a toilet bowl?