I Hate Seattle

Seattleites have got to be the most socially retarded people I've ever encountered. Seriously.

First off, nobody makes eye contact. Weirdest thing. They either look at the wall behind you or your shoulder or the floor, but they never make eye contact. Not sure why.

Secondly, everybody communicates by email. People don't really talk to each other. They sit in front of their laptops sipping their 5 dollar lattes writing their blogs or some shit.

People here are terrified of conflict. Once I had a job at a local healthcare facility. Anyways, I was there for about 8 months. I thought things were going very well. I got along well with my coworkers and my supervisors as well. One day my main supervisor calls me in to her office and lets me know that it's just not working out and that I'm getting fired. I obviously ask her why. She tells me that there's all these reports about me about how terrible of a worker I am and that several supervisors have talked to me about my behavior at work. I ask her to let me know what's written in those reports. She tells me that they're confidential and that I can't see them. I also let her know that no supervisor has talked to me about any problem at work (this is God's honest truth). I was actually to ask for a pay raise a couple of weeks later. She replies that they assure her they have. It was a very upsetting time for me and I racked my mind for weeks trying to figure out what I did wrong. Anyways, I still don't know why I got fired from there. I guess people here are just terrified of conflict.

Women here are grotesquely ugly. Overweight, don't take care of themselves, weird dreadlocks, chick mohawks, a lot of them just look like hobos. I'd say about half the women here are lesbians anyways. The rest are very frumpy and unapproachable. My neighbor lady wears sweatpants, a parka, and a backpack every day to work. Oh yea, and hiking boots. Thankfully, I have a wonderful girlfriend and don't have to play the dating game in Seattle.

Men here are grotesquely ugly too. Skinny bodies, skinny jeans, thick ass glasses, weird facial hair, kinda smelly half the time, no balls whatsoever. If you're a single woman, Seattle is basically hell.

Seriously, most awful people imaginable.

Why Seattle SUCKS!

The weather. Hands-down the absolutely worst thing about Seattle. The shit season starts sometime around mid-September and ends sometime in the beginning of July. During this time you can pretty much expect high temps in the low 50's and low temps in the upper 30's, with constant overcast. The locals often point out that Seattle gets less rainfall (in inches) than most other American cities. But what they don't tell you is that it rains just about all the time! It's this annoying drizzle that sticks around for days on end. And you can't really do anything outdoors because it's just so shitty out there. In the wintertime, you can expect darkness to fall sometime around 4pm. Seeing the sun during wintertime is like finding a needle in a haystack. It's very depressing and I can pretty much guarantee you that you'll feel like a slug during winter.

Anyways, sometime during the first week of July (yes July), the weather will clear up and it will start getting into the low 70's. The locals always brag about how this is the best summer weather in the country. It's not. You still need pants and a warm jacket after sundown. Ironically, this is also the time that the locals start complaining about how hot it is. 75 degrees is too hot for them. The nice weather only sticks around until the beginning of September and then rapidly gives way to another 9-10 months of soul-crushing depressing overcast.