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Beware downtown scammers!

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So I was walking home from downtown today after work, and some guy approaches me with some bullshit story about how his mother has suddenly fallen ill in the hospital and he has no money for gas, so won't I go with him to help him get gas? (not sure what the sick mother had to do with gas money....)

I mean, it was such an obvious, textbook grift. The way he held out his little notepad scrawled with random phone numbers and tourist map to distract my attention, as well as his mannerisms just seemed rehearsed and fake.

How can I be so sure it was a scam, you ask? Well, it's because I was approached by the EXACT SAME GUY trying to feed me the EXACT SAME STORY about a month ago. If I see him again, I'm posing a picture here. He was a nerdy looking white guy with short light brown hair and glasses (I know, that doesn't exactly narrow it down here). But, if I ever come across him again, I'm taking a pic and posting it all over the internet.

So by all means, make a tax-deductible donation to a reputable charity organization, but for the love of god do everyone a favor and don't give anything to people on the street. Doing so only supports drug-related crimes and makes the city more unsafe and scummy for the rest of us.

Posted by aulus 8 months ago in vagrants, scams, no good deed goes unpunished - Permalink

Seattle Times front page

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Anyone see the front page of the Seattle Times? Another scam being perpetrated by the sick and corrupt leaders of the city and police. Unleash the tow trucks at 3PM...here we go, 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...that'll be $175 please. By the way, next time, can I direct you to one of the private parking lots charging halacious amounts of money to park? The real estate developers in the city aren't doing well enough and I need a little more in my illicit 'campaign' fund (quote) -- elected officials in Seattle. Besides, it's still way less than $175 to park.

I'm beginning to actually feel sorry for the people in Seattle who are just a little too dumb to figure out what's happening. I'm planning my great escape as soon as I can!!

Posted by Tom 9 months ago in parking, scams, police, mayor, city council - Permalink

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