Why the fuck won't it stop being cold and rainy? I looked at a temperature map of America today, and it's at least 75 everywhere except for Seattle. Even Juneau, Alaska is warmer. And the real kicker is that the forecast for next week looks exactly the same. Rain and cold. Where's summer?
1. people letting their dogs shit all over the sidewalk and grass. i have never seen so many people doings this right in front of you. i have gotten dog shit in my car and house and don't even have a pet.
2.doggie yoga and pet spas. WTF is your problem?? i like animals and all but...really?
3. everyone on the highway drives 10-15 miles under the speed limit, people in the city drive like maniacs.
4. i have lived here 8 months and seen 3 people hit by cars. and they were all hit and runs.
5. the overly chipper fucks at starbucks.
6. no one makes eye contact or gets out of your way whilst walking down the street.
7. passive-aggressive -self-entitled fucks.
8. it's beautiful here but the weather sucks so bad you can't enjoy it.
9. ipod/iphone hipster wanna beeees. with no fashion sense.
10. over-priced shithole apartments.
11. rude, rude, rude people
12. i have never seen more homeless people begging for money in my entire life while wearing northface jackets and ipods.
13. no one talks to anyone.
14. and when they do talk to you it is the most vapid conversation ever.
15. its JUNE and its still raining and 55. WTF!!!!!
16. broadstripe. worst internet/cable i have ever been forced to use.(my building has a contract. never heard of that crazy shit)
sorry, i know that's 16 and i could keep going...
Anyways, I thought I should share this since someone else mentioned the whole "rude bicyclist" thing. It's the kind of shit that could only happen in Seattle.
So one day, I'm going to classes at UW and I'm about to cross a street. The light turns green and I start crossing. Suddenly this biker comes out of nowhere and damn nearly runs me over. I yell "watch where you're going asshole." This guy comes back and decides to start an argument with me. He starts lecturing me about traffic laws or something like that, all the while swearing like a sailor. I tell the guy to fuck off and give him the finger. He says he's sorry I feel that way and rides off. I start walking to class again. A couple minutes later, this douchebag rides past me and punches me in the back of the head, then rides off as fast as he can. I yelled at him to get back here if he wanted a fight, but he just kept going. And there was no way I could run faster than his bike to catch up to him.
I called the cops, but they couldn't find him. Typical rude Seattle biker.